Okay, we’re back! Everything is back to normal forever! This I swear!
Basically, I took a week off on purpose, and then another one not on purpose. (Scroll down for more on that.) Also, there was this thing where a few of the comments got mysteriously deleted – Franklin, if you’re reading, yours was one of them, and we don’t know what happened! My webmaster and I have tried everything! It’s really weird actually. We’re keeping a close eye now, to make sure it never happens again. We’re sorry, Franklin! It doesn’t mean we don’t love you!
As for good news, there are now attractive and beautifully-colored illustrations on the “About,” “Swag,” and “Links” pages. Go look!

Bah, if my comments mean so little to you I will just, just… meh. SWAG RULES!
It was the computer, I swear it!
You’ve been listening to my reports, then. Fantastic!
Also, my unholy spawn started growling when he saw your comic. He has never done that before.
This comic is fantastic. Actually, all of these comics are, but this one really rocks the shit. Keep preaching, brother.