This is not an ordinary Vincent Macropod cartoon! No. And it must not be treated as such! Instead, it has instructions. Follow them precisely, or all we know to be good and pure is lost!
1 ) Close your eyes. Keep them closed until told otherwise.
2 ) Click on the link to the cartoon above, or here.
3 ) Print out the page.
4 ) Take the printout firmly in both hands.
5 ) Fold it crosswise and away from you.
6 ) Fold it up-and-downwise, toward you.
7 ) Display the heartwarming post-Christmas greeting prominently on your mantelpiece.
8 ) Open your eyes.
Please! Please! Just do as I say! Oh please!