Again I write to you from Earth’s fabled past! A time of legend, when great deeds were done. And so I cannot tell you of my week, for it has not occurred, and my gift of prophecy is limited to snack-cake-related incidents.
I do have the power, however, to send this cartoon into the future. I hope you have not all destroyed our fragile Earth by then.
The cartoon is dedicated to Dan Swensen, who also gets my sincere and heartfelt apologies.