First off, everyone please join me in howling for the return of Chopsocky. Craig! CRAAAAAIG! We need it back!

I’d also lead us in howling for more from Dan, but I promise you he wouldn’t listen to a word of it.

So Figures.com – the other location of my Internet writin’ – has started sending me DVDs to review, as well as action figures. Which is super-cool. Maybe once my DVD reviews go up over there, I’ll post links to ‘em here, if that’s okay with everyone? Is that good protocol? Hell, I dunno. I’d post links to my many toy articles, but they tend to be more straight, less funny. Plus you all care about movies more than you care about action figures, n’est-ce pas?

Did I mention there’s a cartoon? There’s a cartoon. Hope ya like it.