Okay, first off, here’s a slightly less crap version of last week’s cartoon. Sorry about that. I’m back on the horse, now.

I’ve had a pretty good week, actually. Productive! I’d been in kind of a slump. For some reason. Now I seem to be out of it! For some reason. Man, they oughta have a science about the human mind and its workings. What’s that? They do? Here, let me take a look. What, that’s it? Feh.

Anyway, why not take a look at this week’s cartoon? Why not? Tell me why not!
- Piece of string walks into a bar, orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve pieces of string here.” The piece of string walks out to the corner, and ties himself up in the middle, and unravels his ends. He walks back into the bar, orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you that piece of string that was just in here a minute ago?” So the piece of string says, “No, I’m a frayed not.”

Did I say it was funny? No I did not.