Do you realize that, next month, I’ll have been putting up one of these bizarro things every single week for fully a year? Boggling. Does that mean that there will be some sort of exciting announcement or celebratory event at that one-year mark? Actually, yes. Probably. Sorta. Now, having said that, strap yourselves in for anticlimax!

It’s a cartoon! And down below, it’s annotations for that cartoon!

- The title of this, ah, piece is meant to be sung to the tune of the Gamera song, as it appeared in the U.S. versions of the 1960s Gamera pictures. “We believe in ca-muh-raaaa!”

- So on my recent vacation, I noticed that there seems to have arisen, in vast numbers, a class of people who take them there digital cameras and use them to record their surroundings, in lieu of, you know, experiencing them. Vast throngs of people who only took pictures, nothing else, and who took pictures of anything and everything! So annoying. I swiftly learned to not give a damn about walking through their shots.