Oh, man. Why do I always put these up on Tuesday nights? Why can’t I put them up sooner? I’m always out late on Monday nights – poker night with the boys – and I spend Tuesdays as death warmed over. And here, at the end, I gotta be witty? Fie!

Cartoon! You will have to be witty for both of us! And you are dedicated to Sam Rowe!

Oh, and no color cartoon this week, I’m afraid. I am a terrible liar. But there are annotations below, I swear.

- Choochi Hominid is apparently a Red Dragon, judging by the stats.

- There really is a major subgroup of the UFO community who believe that said UFOs are angels from Heaven. Now, I don’t know what UFOs are, but I bet they’re not that.